Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
i got lost in a forest last night. this morning I realized the "forest" was just 6 trees on campus.
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
I checked into jail on foursquare
And then I interrupted the father of the groom, to ask if she was "ballet or pole" in the middle of his story about his niece, the dancer.
FYI, when you wake up, please note that I puked in your shoes because I sstubbed my tooee, not becus I was drunk.
Found crayons in my cigarette pack. I can't help but feel you may be responcible.
They kept trying to slap each other but they were poring beer onto their hands first referring to it as their baby powder
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
When we were fucking he said and I quote "we're like a sex fajita"
Low key that was incredibly dangerous to let me wield a sword at this point in the night
Blow Jobs and the Patriots Playing I think I’m going to marry her
Text me some of your sweat
So there we are, fucking beneath the Christmas tree and I glance up and see one of the local Jehovah's witnesses staring in horror through the decorative glass in the front door. I'm so proud of us.
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