Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
It's sad how good I am at giving people diseases
and you tried to get a free burrito from Potbelly's
I mean I knew we were putting on quite a show but I didnt realize HOW good until I woke up and 4 people were passed out with their ears to the bedroom door.
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I want you to come here and listen to her climax and then tell me how funny you think it is.
you almost dropped the shot glass then you thought you were such a hard ass for catching it that you slammed it on the table and broke it
Some chick just barfed in my math class. Everyone here is hungover. Yay community college
New Halloween costume idea: Frankenstorm. We have three hours. Make it work.
She just asked to come over. She's either going to bring one of her dads guns and kill me or we're going to end up having insane lesbian sex.
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debating what would be more effort, turning on to my other side or trying to get myself off with my left hand. that kind of lazy day.
You know you're gay when you have to have your coworkers explain to you why your bracket is terrible
I'm driving to work hungover. I feel like I got hit by a train and then drank that train too.
JB just got pulled over and I am in the trunk...... this isnt good
It was kind of like hidden Mickey ears, but with dicks.
He showed up soaking wet with a flashlight and a ping pong ball. I couldn't say no
Well we've always known you have a weakness for guys with balls in their hands
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