I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
I was up until 12:30 making that damned grammar test for my freshmen then I caught myself running through the verb tenses when I was giving him head.
"I have sucked, I will suck, I will have suck, I am sucking..." I've never felt more like a nerdier slut than last night.
My grandma just told me that she sharted, no I am not having fun in El Paso.
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
Just so you know swallowing does not help chest colds. Your Phd can suck my dick
you can hold your grudge or you can accept the alcoholic treats as a peace offering. your choice
peace be with you.
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
You invited the cop in for a "Celebrity shot"
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
I lost a whole day of my life. Apparemtly I was using my deodrant as a phone. And is my phone there?
I'm jealous that you can use my boobs as pillows & I can't.
this place is dumb. no one understands my Sunday morning alcoholism here.
The guy who was interviewing me asked if I had coke on my pants. You win this time Las Vegas
OMG he dropped his pants for me. Granted it was to show me where he got stabbed but still...
Remember, I smoked so you wouldn't have to. I'm like the Jesus of Marijuana.
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