was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
She had been watching Bad Girls Club where the annoying girl always says "I RUN L.A.". After she got wasted she kept going up to strangers at the bar yelling "I RUN FAYETTEVILLE." I peed in her drink.
Just showed mom and dad the pics from San Francisco, while i played the Full House theme song in the background.
So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
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She called me her ex's name in a supermarket. How boring am I that she livens up shopping by thinking of another guy?
Can we please just celebrate being alive this far into the school year and just get drunk?
So what do you think the policy is on vomit in rental cars? do I have to clean that up or is that part of the service I'm paying for?
I mean...he was throwing up for almost 3 consecutive hours. I don't think there's a chance in hell that would have tasted even close to tolerable.
You were so excited to be getting 4 tickets to the Whale Rodeo.... That high
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We invited our waitress tonight to come too.... we told her she had lightning in her veins and in return she taught us a Texas Roadhouse dance so the logical next step was invite her to a kegger.
Ps we ordered a pizza at the pool today and I dropped the entire thing in the pool. We still ate it. #canthang
I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
He told me he was gonna go wash a trailer and somehow I ended up eating vodka fruit with children in a green bean field.
we got cockblocked by his mom again...its like she has a radar on me
please stop trying to sleep with him
BUT YOU GOTTA TASTE THE RAINBOW!!
That's what Skittles are for!
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