I mean roof. it goes up. its important day. you should recongziw it.
You're drunk. Make complete sentences.
It's not luke its my birthday or anything. Mike, understand.
i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
even if everyone didnt know them screaming eskimo brothers and high fiveing over my head kinda gave it away
he's listed in a fb relationship with a girl born in 1993. i'm too drunk to do the math on that one, but i am sober enough to know that's illegal
Holy shit. This 2 year old just told me her nipples were for her boyfriend. Hello future leaders of america
he kept yelling THIS ISNT AMATEUR HOUR
Maybe it's the vicodin, but all I wanna do is hunt wild hogs.
I went commando last night, then accidentally flashed a police van...They acknowledged it.
I remember doing shots of gin, then I have this strange memory of us making out in the womens room at waffle house.
I regret none of it.
We haven't been trashed enough to shut down a bar together in four days. I'm starting to worry that we're growing apart.
Did I leave the house with out a shirt or socks?
Yea, you said you didn't need them cause she was going to take them off anyways and that it would "save time".
Plus my dignity needs a night alone with me.... Oh that's right. I lost it last night
I don't think I used nearly enough fucks in my reply to convey the level of fuck him.
Shhh embrace your inner whore. Just embrace it.
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