why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
so that guy from last night texted me saying i flashed half of my extended family last night. so classy.
she has no idea who harrison ford is.
see that's why i'd never date someone born in the 90s
Do you think he likes his girlfriend's moustache?
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that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
My idea of sleeping together involves doing the Humpty Hump. Her idea of sleeping together focused more on being fully clothed on the opposite sides of a king sized bed.
Just wanna let u know that we are almost on the pity blow job level of our friendship.
Well it was tamer than the 4th of july when I blew that guy I met walking home from the fireworks
We don't have sex anymore. We both agree that the olympics are more important to watch. All day. Also i don't look good compared to the athletes...
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Can we go out and do something semi fancy soon? I feel like wearing a dress and pretending to be an adult.
I was like a migrating bird last night. Navigating on pure instinct. Don't remember how... but I made it home.
I think I may have some undocumented and undiscovered std that causes girls to go bat shit crazy. How you got it is beyond me
Life is my bitch right now. The bouncers tried to carry me out of the club, but everyone thought I was crowd surfing so everyone carried me BACK IN. Winning as fuck.
Did I tell you that I told him I deleted his dick pics and he almost started crying?
A world without bacon flavored condoms is not one I want to live in.
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