yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
I don't think brook has ever known best
I just woke up in the coolest sweatsuit i have ever seen..it has cory's name on the tag...do we know a cory?
You left a skid on my bar stool!!!!
Oops! Sorry about getting stool on your stool!
She's mad at me cuz I told her having a fuck buddy was too much commitment.
We've only been driving for two hours and I'm already down 3 vicodin...I'm not going to survive this family vacation.
I never kept track of who else he slept with. You think I have the time or the energy to keep track of every dick in my life?
as he pulled out he yelled "no kids!" and then passed out on top of me
I couldn't be mad. She was crying because she fell bare ass into the rose bush trying to pee. So I held her up mid-stream and she peed on my feet. No big
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
No it'll be my boobs and the luge part will be from my nipples. Everyone will be sucking beer from my perfectly sculpted and partially melted tits.
this is the first time in over a year I had a pregnancy scare and actually would have known who the father was. I guess this is what adulthood feels like.
There are no winners in a lube eating competition.
I just talked comic books with a cop. We high-fived as he was running my name.
Proud of you.
We discussed the legality of being a vigilante. I won.
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