He went down on me and then slapped my ass saying "thanks for the confidence boost"... is this all I'm good for?
Hangover cure: shower, throw up again, sleep for 4 hours, eat salsa, brush teeth. Good to go.
Calling yourself a modern day Geisha doesn't justify being a whore.
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
Well that's the first time I've woken up with wet jorts
You're getting spoiled, you better send me at least a side boob pic if you wanna see my dick dressed up as Davie Crockett.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
But I do know they give away thousands and thousands in booze
My liver has a boner
You yelled "I gave my neighbor some of my bitch sauce" and then passed out. You now have drinking limits with us.
Wake your sexy ass up. It's donut time.
How's the hangover?
I've been begging my dog to mercy kill me for over an hour. He has this look like he might do it, you know, as my best friend should.
Will keep you updated on the sexual orientation of my new guy
THIS IS EXACTLY WHY YOU SHOULDA FUCKED BEFORE YOU MADE HIM YOUR BOYFRIEND, CURVED DICKS ARE NOT OK
It's something you'd find in the room outside of Ben Carson's sex dungeon
You cannot steal the fun of my nakedness. You do not own my nakedness. My nakedness is my sole property and I share that fun with whom I choose.
Randomize
