Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
After a certain blood-alcohol level, the dog is in charge.
So last night I taught an old homeless dude to respond to "Blue" so I could shout your my boy Blue at the party
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I wasn't that drunk, I know my limits. When peeing became difficult I stopped taking shots.
Just sucked some sandy dick on a boardwalk & now I'm at a family reunion hbu
Let's hurry up so I can puke at home instead of my van
My heart says buy the granny panties, but my vagina says don't throw in the towel yet.
I think he's trying to finish jacking off before throwing up again
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I have an interview tomorrow! The couple we regularly swing with said I could use them as references. Winning
I haven't been dieting for my entire life to date some guy who thinks his dad bod is a riot.
My early Valentine's Day one night stand just took an uber home. Thank you, technology, for letting me enjoy this day in peace. 😍
I'm determined to sit on that face.
Woman doing my Brazilian right now says to tell you she says hi...what has our life come to?
She made me keep my boots on and say "you're welcome darlin" after every orgasm......so yes it was an awesome night.
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