Thats cool. we found a cat INSIDE a coke machine.
she told me her two favorite things were grocery stores and dick.
I think whatever his name is just puked on the stairs. Just an fyi for the morning. Love you.
Thursday nights need to stop happening to me.
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Huh. I think I went to highschool with the hooker my neighbor just brought home.
Was that your vagina? Received a text pic from a number I didn't recognize. Shaved, so no hair color cues. But it looked like your lips.
You told her dad that you were gonna "superman that ho" I love the first impressions you make
In other news, I apparently ate my retainers while rolling last night.
Nothing better than going to Mass on Easter Sunday with "I love penis" henna tattooed across your back. Love your Indian culture.
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Turns out he has a 6pack too. Alright adorable snapchatting manwhore dude, you win.
Oh it's tea and biscuits for everyone. An possibly pink eye
Omg. We have to workout today. I just looked at myself in the mirror and thanked a god I don't believe in for drunken boys and dark rooms.
You kidnapped her dog. I don't care that you and the dog are epic bros, that's just not cool. Return him.
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
Yeah I passed out. The last thing I remember is the lady telling me I couldn't play the clarinet with my nose.
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