no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
i just wish he would text me so i could ignore his text and show him how little i care anymore
Tonight I think I'm going to go out with a french braid so I don't wake up with puke hair. Thoughts?
And your mom thought you weren't even thinking about your future... she would be proud
he saw my boobs and came all over himself... there goes my whole night.
In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
I'm just trying to jam my tits into some coconuts and I'll be on my way
Someone said we're out of ice. You collapsed on the spot and started sobbing, saying 'but where will all the polar bears live". That drunk.
I found out what happened to that girls weave last night. It was draped over a bush in my backyard.
Do ex girlfriends even count for summer sexcapades. Seems like the damage had already been done
Victory lap
whose ass print is on the piano?
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
6 beers, 3 orange crushes, & half a fire ball later & you get my alter ego.
What happened to fro yo and sex?
Today, my weed came in a pokéball. I officially love my dealer.
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
Randomize
