i just pooped in tubberware. not a proud day
We were gonna play Truth or Dare but like 10 minutes in we decided to get naked and play Dare or Get the fuck out.
How was your 8:30 class today?
Non existent. I just threw up in my water bottle on the bus.
I'm sorry for the texts and anything that I said that may have caused confusion, pain or irritation. I shall not be drinking again. Furthermore I will not be keeping a phone on me should I fail to adhere to the prior statement.
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
Tommarow we shall sacrifice the freshmen to the sun god
My puffy vagina and I are on the way to the doctor to see what your mutant penis did to us THANKS A LOT
It's going to be so weird waking up tomorrow morning fully rested completely sober and not covered in piss or bruises.
Yuck. My throat feels like someone chucked a couple of Maltov cocktails down it and finished it off with a super soaker filled with Jameson.
This girl braided my pubes while i was asleep. Now i cant get them undone.
Bruh, I wanna absorb into the deck.
I wanna become a plank.
God I love xanex.
Just ate 2 pieces of pizza in the shower.. New low or fuckin brilliant??
What can I say, like your penis. The fact that I like the person attached to it helps too
uh why is my bathtub filled with kool aid? or is that blood?
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