also, made friends with this 75 year old millionaire Tony who likes to mosh. Don't ask.
Odds of those being real?
One in who gives a fuck
Its sad we have to plan out fun a month in advance. 30 sucks.
he proceeded to punch 3 mailboxes in a row and when i asked him why, he said "because they were talking shit"... i need a new boyfriend. and a new life.
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chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
I feel like god wrote up a contract of my life, and i just signed off on that shit without reading the fine print.
It was either the harsh truths I was divulging or the liquor..... But either way, I made mom puke
I just ran into mom and dad day drinking at the bar while I skipped class and was day drinking at the same bar.
Fighting the urge to throw up all over my little brothers jr high basketball bench. Welcome home aaron
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I got tossed from adult league soccer for telling a 55 year old I'd break his hip. I'm a productive member of society
Not much. Some creepy guy on Grindr thinks he knows who I am and where I live. So I sent him to that place with jockstraps and bacon. Hope he has fun.
I just got my evaluation. My manager told me he hated my guts and pretty much wanted to stab me in the face. Then he gave me an "exceeds expectations" on pretty much everything and a raise.
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
I come from a long history of big boobed German, Swedish, and Irish women. And then there's me. Mother nature was like "Naaaaaaah."
πππ what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
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