I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
Who did Billy Mays play for?
i'm sure there's a big cosmic reason for things working out the way they did. like, now you have awesome images to masturbate to.
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
you were sitting on your bed looking out the window, rocking back and forth naked, saying how peaceful it looked outside
I found him with a guitar and his kitten in his room. He was singing a song he'd titled "you're a cat". Guess what most of the lyrics were...
You screamed "she never feeds them anyway" and threw the fish tank off the 3rd floor balcony. Don't park on our side of the building.
Question: If I got in a car accident and lost my memory of us, would you work your way back just so we could be fuck buddies again?
I'm watching The Vow and just need to know that I'm loved in some way
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
It feels like I was drinking gasoline last night.
My vagina doesn't have a refer a friend program. You don't get $25 for getting your friend to have sex with me.
I got so drunk I thought my tennis court was a corn field so I laid in it and ate pizza
Hey so I got my period
Thank god I wasn't ready to deal with sober you for 9 months
Whoever said it shouldn't take a man to make you happy clearly wasn't having sex everyday.
i just really want to fuck a guy wearing lederhosen
it'll be sexier than it sounds, i promise
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