You supply the liquor and I'll "accidently" forget my bathing suit.
Deal!
all her text said was "asdfhdaufhudshfuds" and i knew that meant come over
I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
Thank god i puked near the cancer center. makes me look like a chemo patient
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
apparently the bartender would rather give me free shots than tell me that my whole nipple piercing was hanging out
This whole night would have been avoided if the liquor store had air heads
I just watched dragonflies fucking. You can't match that level of geek.
"It's not a date, we're just spending the entire day at a concert and then getting high together." Awesome.
You have found the Promised Land of friend zones
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
I woke up to my roommate checking my pulse
I finished masturbating now I'm eating french toast crunch. What is life, and what are friends.
Why is there a horse in the backyard?
I stayed at my gfs last night. This is all on you.
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
He held my hair while I gave him a blow job. Now that's teamwork.
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