What should i be more turned off about... his massive collection of condoms or that he asked me to sign my name by number 68 on the list posted on his wall?
I think the two go hand in hand.
i was so drunk that i ate a carrot out of her guiena pig's cage and thought it was normal
I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
drunk lawn darts. Let's test the homeowners policy
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at that time a 4 pound meatball stuffed with pizza rolls seemed more important than bailing you out of jail.... sorry.
Nothing is more awkward than taking a dump while someone is crying in the bathroom.
well his nickname is liver of steel so it makes sense that his balls follow suit. tell him i say sorry
Feeling better?
I can stand long enough to do the dishes finally. Been trying that all day.
OH HAPPY DAYS YOU'RE BOTH GINGERS YOU'LL REPRODUCE YOUR OWN KIND
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I fell asleep on the floor again. i dont want help, just a pillow. its kind of nice down here.
Dude, my sex life is so sad since I started having feelings.
Sleeping with just one person sucks
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
So our night ended with 6 cruisers, a fire truck, and an ambulance. Also, lots of blood. How was yours?
You're my best friend, so I'm kinda scared to say this, but.....I kinda feel odd when I show up with you at your family events and I have banged or blown at least 3 people in the room
Put viagra in his coffee. I did that with Geoff last month and three hours later I had bitten through a throw pillow and gotten a noise complaint from a neighbor
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