With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
After she came with my hands around her neck, she sat there for a minute and gave me the scuba diving sign for a-ok.
You need to always be prepared. Like a sex firefighter.
I'm gonna give the beer pong table a viking pyre funeral at the bon fire.
I met her daughter,who I went to high school with on my way out this morning. She didn't seem to surprised. I love older women.
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
No one understands the complete and utter debilitating 3 day bday bender.
Easter was a success. We had an egg hunt and hid weed and conforms inside them. Cooked a ham, made some jello, got wasted. THIS is adulthood?!
all i tweeted was "emergency this is not a drill" and he immediately texted me asking if this was a subtle booty call…it was
just like fucking own it. stare that cop in the eye and just keep masturbating "yeah motherfucker Im high as shit and this feels great"
You're a disaster
Wanna date?
i asked her if she was sure that she was ready to do it and she replied with "come at me bro"
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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