Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
I think I'm about to have sex with a second person before noon hehehhe! You're welcome America.
You can't say "they have anal bleaching for that" and then just hang up
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I'm not gonna lie; I was dosed with mushrooms and am eating pickles with a guy in all white. It's weird, but I'm down. Help.
He was my shower sex Sherpa last night. And we both made it safely up the mountain.
yesterday you declined a drink because you "didn't want to be responsible for it" ok kanye...
You went home with a man in a loincloth
I just watched him leave in half a loincloth. Don't you just love Halloween???
Thanks for the hickies, asshole. I make my living as a fitness instructor. It's gonna look reeeeeeal weird if I have to wear a scarf while teaching Zumba all week.
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FOund a bunch of old fireworks spring cleaning.
Who is our new insurance provider?
Did you put pizza in my boxers last night?
I left you 4 hours ago. Have you been walking around with shit in your pants all day?
I have a third degree burn on my inner thigh from the blunt dropping on me in the car
Condoms and Ice Cream, that's all we need.
I was eating leftover taco bell in bed at 3 in the afternoon. I can't throw any stones
i had fun fun last night, with the exception of you running over my foot with your car. makes a great story for my first one night stand.
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