How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
The weather is perfect in Seattle right now. Warm enough for girls to not wear bras, but cold enough for me to see them nipping out in the shade.
I texted her sayin "I gotta brush my teethn then Im omw" maybe hint to do the same
Too high to move please buy hi-c and pour it in my mouth in exchange I will marry your first born child
So my mom and I were talking about what I should get you for christmas. She made it clear I cannot get christmas lingerie.
I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
When Vanessa's kindergarten teacher called me in because she was caught with her hand down some boys pants in the bathroom, I knew you babysat last week.
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
So far I consider it a great summer because I have had to buy Plan B a total of zero times
It's so weird fucking this kids aunt then going to the gym with him everyday, but my sick minded self loves it.
I don’t know if I’m nauseous or just disgusted with myself.
You offered him a “Sorry I Blew Your Brother” Blowjob. How does that make it right?
I promised him it would be better than the one I gave his brother which is really nice of me since their actually only half brothers and his brother is cuter
Remember those neighbors I thought were FBI agents? Turns out they're DEA.
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