I just sneezed everywhere.....everywhere. Now no one will talk to me.
It's 10am, I'm at grocery store buying booze b/c the bf just told me that he didn't "technically" break up with his ex.
I just gift wrapped bread.
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
He spent 6 hours at the ER after crashing a motorcycle and still came to the bar, Ofcourse I went home with him. He's my hero.
You are not about to raise that baby deer, you can BARELY raise yourself... Return it to it's mom now.
I was just laying in bed wondering if there's more important things in life than cheese stuffed pretzels.
I thought i lost my bra, but when i went back to help clean it was hanging up on the wall
He took a picture of me to show his boss why he was late...Is that a compliment or not?
ill be home in an hour. Be in my bed ready for disappointment
I just traded a couple nudes for pizza delivery. Call me lazy, easy, or an entrepreneur, but either way I'll have dominoes in 15 minutes.
Like why am I even still facebook friends with a guy I let finger me at a concert?
I'm over being sad. I'm now onto thinking about all the ways in which he is a total fuckwaste
I just took like 30 condoms from the doctors office... no one can say I don't try to save my money.
Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
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