My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
I just saw a dude get out of an ambulance with nothing but wallabees on
grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
the more i look through evidence of last night, the less i seem to remember.
Worst case scenario: I have VD and will die. That's the worst that could happen. As long as I'm around long enough to see the winner of bachelor pad, I'm cool
I'm the saddest girl in a tutu right now.
I don't have to hold her hair back as she blows me but I do have to hold the ball on the Santa hat
You were silly, high, and chewing on things.
When I was sick she came over with Call of Duty, animal crackers and a handjob. Honor says I can't dump her until Easter
So i know i said I'm turning over a new leaf, but i met a guy with a dick piercing. I have to sleep with him. For science.
I can feel your judgement through the phone
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
He's going to be in the air guitar championships in june. Need I say more.
My father has a definite type: blonde, busty, 18-22. It was awkward when I was in college, but now I'm over it. I play wingman for him and he buys me expensive purses for the assistance in getting him hooked up with girls younger than me. Win-win.
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