My friends, they love my intelligence
I just got called an ass for saying no thanks to a Greenpeace solicitor. I don't want the whales to die but I do want Greenpeace to fail. Conundrum.
who knew getting puke in ur hair could make it look so cute and curly. minus the crusty puke part
There is NOTHING better than watching a child being chased by an ostrich.
Apparently I climbed into a dryer last night and refused to leave... There are pictures to prove it
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
i came on her dog
She washed her feet in the sink at white castle. I want this girl in my life.
can you please explain how one drink turns into 5 street signs with their poles lying around my room
Apparently he took me home and I pulled up my senior pictures on fbook and made him guess what I was thinking during each different pose.
I have to answer enough questions about you, I don't need your uterus tossed in the conversation.
It was total unicorn galloping on a fucking rainbow awesome.
Denis dont give a fuck, Denis drinks out of straws. Denis disregards the fire station & bought 18 fire hoses so he can fight it himself if the farmhouse is on fire.
I drew you a picture of Jesus holding hands with Frida Kahlo as a token of my gratitude
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
Randomize
