Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
maybe if you didn't yell 'buh duh duh da duh da dats all folks' when you came she wouldn't have left last night
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
When you started Hi-fiving people I knew u were fucking gone. You slapped some dude on the shoulder when he wouldn't hi-five you and he asked if he even knew you
I just dropped macaroni right down my cleavage. For the sake of our future, I'm really banking on this being a turn on for you.
I wish a box of wine came w a hose. It'd be so much easier to drink from.
P.S. It's common courtesy to let the girl your banging know if she's about to walk into the same place your girlfriend is at so she can get her poker face ready
IT'S LIKE SHE TAKES SECRET KUNG FU CUNT LESSONS AND THEN BRUCE LEES ALL OVER EVERYONE.
Seeing Grandma lick chocolate sauce off of the male stripper was definitely not the way I planned to enter the world of legal drinking.
You might be at the point of severe desperation when you gotta hold the two pieces of your broken vibrator together just to get off.
We should just do therapy together, clearly we have all the same issues. It's why we are friends.
I need to sanitize my soul.
Your poor dick will look at you and scowl for all the abuse he's going to take this week.
Why are you drunk at the library?
Why not?
Randomize
