Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
I just remembered we were doing butt clenching exercising with bar straws last night
My entire childhood was an ugly sweater party
do you know how hard it is to sit through a 3 hour movie with someone and not fuck them?
Can't we have real sex instead of you just thrusting the air near me?
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
There's a cop, a pizza guy and a half naked girl outside along with a dog that I don't know. It feels like I walked into a Judd Apatow movie.
I built a fence. For the bunnies we're going to adopt. I'll fill you in when you get home.
T minus 20 hours until we forget our names, find some city cowboys, and g&t into the night.
Right now, there's some ten year old kid getting ready to go outside and play basketball. He will soon find out his basketball hoop was no match for my car.
Swish.
I'm really tired of this guy walking his chicken in my neighborhood.
Im so drunk and the cops showed up so i ran on all 4's through the woods because i had no shoes hoping they would mistake me for a fox
just spent the last 20 minutes cleaning out the soap dispenser. fuck. me. adderall.
Sorry didnt text you yesterday. had to put restraining order on my ex.
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
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