Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
life is too short to starve
life is also too short to be fat
So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
Dude, we have the same penis size. Best friends for life.
you poured 3 beers into an empty vase and then passed out, so i drank them for you. don't say i'm not a good friend.
My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
Close. The correct answer is shitting in a public toilet. We also would have accepted the pit of despair.
She thought that based on the way she feels that she got drugged last night, but come on, her turn on word is hello, who needs to drug that??
This girl came outta nowhere yelling HOLD MY DICKKKKKK!
I got really upset at the McDonald's worker. They should serve nuggets 24/7. Apparently 5am is breakfast for some people.
LinkedIn just suggested I might know the guy I caught my wife fucking.
After we got done he told me to hold his penis because it helps him fall asleep
He was about to go in...and he fell off the bed. Ruined mood!
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