Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
Her name starts with A and ends with whore.
Obama just said the words "we're all in this together." I wanted to start singing high school musical
there are so many fish in the see you have left to fuck
You don't forget tits like those, even if you are vegas drunk.
he's the only person i know who can drink himself into and out of alcohol poisoning.
animal crackers drenched in taco bell mild sauce... surprisingly delightful
breakfast of champions
breakfast of stoners
I just pictured ballsacks being shoveled into the furnace of the Titanic.
Red flag bro. Her only friends are barflys and a teen with a fake ID
last night on the strip the guy screamed at you YOU GOTTA WORK ON YOUR CALVES.
Saw 2 lesbians fist fighting outside the bar tonight. I was startled yet slightly turned on
You are hereby uninvited from future Turnt Tuesdays until further notice.
I was really surprised he asked for my number the next morning..... and my name.
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
I’m going to give his broken heart CPR with my vagina
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