I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
You need to take one for the team and go bang a random sample of mexicans. Cause my internets broke and I can't google mexican foreskin stats.
She can't really be mad at me. I made you two sisters... Dick sisters.
i think I'm just gonna buy a new vibrator, body pillow, some guys cologne to spray on it, a life time supply of wine and weed and be done with all this shit
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
I fucked my cousin and caught chlamydia this year. I can't really harbour any illusions about myself anymore.
I threw up through my nose tonight. Happy cinco de mayo
you were angry and didn't have anything else to throw so you threw a breakfast burrito...?
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
I told him I just left the convent and really wanted a man. He fell for it. Sure beats telling him I'm a nympho stalker that followed him to the bar when I saw his beard.
After a crazy night, morning sex is just trying to find a position where you can thrust without getting seasick.
Yo whoever left a thong on the dining room table, first of all get help second of all please remove it now
I'd rather plunge my eyes out than acknowledge being related to either of my brothers
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