watching jon and kate + 8 right now is like watching my parents split up
We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
I'm sitting in class drinking a forty out of a paper bag. No ones said anything yet. I think my professor is trying to ignore me. Better start yelling louder.
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
Well I just walked into a wedding reception and im currently eating a cannoli in the men's room while pissing
We lost a condom inside me, I had to fish it out. The next day he gave me a Gone Fishin' bumper sticker. True love at its finest.
The highlight of my night was when you proclaimed that the man standing next to you smelt like grape medicine...
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
Holy sore nipples Batman
the cashier at the gas station pulled a twig out of my hair and told me I should probably wash it before work....it was kinda sweet.
We can get drunk and battle coyotes
SCUSE ME I KNOW YOU DIDNT DO THAT MUCH COKE IN 10 MINUTES
Do him. As soon as possible and as often as possible. That's what Oprah would say
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