When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
My brain is officially off for summer until late august. If that guy wants to fuck me, he better do it soon.
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
cheese fries, coffee, with a side of dry heaving in the bathroom at the diner on campus at 5am. never felt better.
You got her pregnant one week before your vasectomy? You couldn't wait one week to cheat on me?
idk man, i just want to be a bad influence for future generations
Making a me burrito to ward off the cold...and the aloneness of my vagina
You fed me pizza off a sword last night.
Just try not to burn your pubes off with sparklers this year.
No promises
I just woke up in my locked bathroom. It's 5 PM. What happened?
I like to send nudes ok? If that's my biggest flaw I think I'm ok
Stop trying to mix nacho cheese and sex. Guys don’t want hot cheese near their junk. Pick a better fetish
well that was a fail
maybe for you, but i got a free ice cube in my bra
Randomize
