How, after 24 years of life, did I manage to revisit breastmilk
I'm going to email her once I get off the bathroom floor
I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
Got him to take a shot from the drip pan on the George Forman. He's gone now.
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it's like I can see my whorish nature reflected back at me in his wedding ring.
My 19 year old brother just hooked up with his 45 year old cougar kindergarten teacher. These sorts of situations make me realize why the sorority girls call him Wondercock
Trying to figure out what I just puked. Demon weed is salad. No more drunk buffets.
Doing the walk of shame at 1 AM. Stumbled across a rave. This night is epic.
I burned myself with a joint twice in one sitting I have to say that's a new record for the least number of times I have hurt myself while smoking.
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He just ranted to some customer about fourth of July being ruined and I just shouted USA the whole time in the background. It was kinda epic
I've never SEEN someone give negative fucks before. It's actually rather impressive. I want to study under them.
Costco cheesecake and whisky. A night made in heaven
I'm at 45 minutes post orgasm, and I still feel my insides spasming. Pretty sure I just fucked Superman.
THERE IS A DOG IN THE CLUB. I repeat a dog in the club. I might have laid down and petted it..I have no shame.
They're doing CPR to someone in the middle of Victoria's Secret. Way to block the undies, damnit!
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