So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
I cant wait for the day that I tell my daughter I named her after my favorite porn star.
That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
i sleep in a fine layer of vodka and semen. i don't know that that would appropriate for a pajama rally.
I'm bakin' bread in my pussy!
What?
I have a yeast infection.
He shit in the bushes next to the pool at the Venetian, after throwing up in the hallway. You really can do anything in Vegas.
It just hit me that i made out with someone's mom last night
There are rocks in my bed. And dirt all over my face. Explain?
Just gave my liver a good luck and I'm sorry speech
Day drinking is so dangerous way too many construction workers out there to flirt with
He told me how it ended, then I blew him.
So he ruined the best cinematic experience of your life and you REWARDED him??
The quality of my porn watching experience has significantly declined. Thanks shattered iphone screen
this is an emotional support booty call
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
Too high to wash a dish but just high enough for a kitchen fire
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