yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
I just tried to drunkenly fart the beat of Disturbia by Rihanna
either way he was missing a nipple.
I'm in the library if you wanna come give me library head.
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
Sorry I pulled the thermostat off the wall..
"too many" and "free shots" never belong in the same sentence
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
wow, you never really realize how many muscles you have in your crotch until you pull them all.
I actually want to work out for some reason... I think it's my brains way of telling me it doesn't like living in a fat body.
My New Year's resolution consists of less weekday hangovers, more sex, and more money.
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
For the record, if you sneeze while you have a dildo in your vagina and you dont have a good grip on it, that thing can get some distance.
I think I recall josh coming in to the room to tuck us in and give us a few condoms and I threw them back all furious and told him 'we don't use those.' Oh god
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