I'm at a Mexican Walmart. Wish you were here.
I wanted to tell him he wasn't actually in me, but my god, awkward?
I'm just sayin. Is it sad that I spent my last dollar on a hamburger just to get a paper bag to huff out of?
you came home covered in oatmeal wearing a tutu holding a stolen wrotting pumpkin and "its a girl" balloons tied around your neck.you were whispering the lyrics to aaron carters 'aarons party'. i think the real question was what DIDNT you drink last night
puking up blue gatorade is not as nearly as much fun as it sounds
people are starting to question the shark bite story
We asked an illegal alien to buy us beer. He didn't even want a tip. I'm going to Washington to plead that case.
It got kind of awkward when her dad brought home a 20 something asian girl at 3am
College freshman give noticeably better blowjobs by the 5th week of the semester.
since when did our medecine drawer and our sex drawer become the same drawer? we now have lube covered cough drops.
So we just left her at the hospital. She is not ruining my Monday night
I had to run home with my hands covering my tits this morning. How does this keep happening?
idk wtf was in that bud but I was talking to my dead dog last night bro holy shit
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
I am googling "notable people who had syphilis"
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