just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
i just found a bag of weed behind my capital one card. i guess that's what's in my wallet.
i'm making a list of conversation topics in my blackberry so the ride won't be so awkward
He said I was the smartest girl he had ever dated, that should have been a sign from the beginning
She's a squirter....that makes up for lots of other annoying things
On the bright side since it was a Tuesday you weren't even in jail for the long! that could've been worse!
just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
I kinda wanna eat your hands right now.
Put down the everclear and go to bed.
I sent him a naked picture of me with the caption "I lost at beer pong, this was a dare. Hope your nights going as good as mine" I've never talked to him in my life, this is a strange way to start.
Haha jealous. If I could remember my dreams I'm pretty sure they would constantly be about being drunk in foreign countries
And please let him know I don't normally go off on long rants about feminist theory. That was totally the vodka talking.
there was a keg and pinata at my uncles funeral, and a bunch of scary looking biker dudes showed up to pay their respects. i need to strive to be more like him.
If there was a card that said "I'm sorry for throwing up on your bathroom counter" I would send it to you.
Is using cherry lube as jam shameful or hilarious
I thought it was your cat but I was wrong your Roomba is possessed by a pissed-off evil spirit.
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