ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
Is it bad that Pitbull has taught me more Spanish than high school did?
how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
Next time i try to unbutton my R.A's shirt with my teeth, please stop me
No promises.
My mom just used the words "ice cunt". It may be an interesting day afterall.
Dude..masurbate with cocoa butter lotion..its like cocoa pebbles just gave me a hand job
who loves string cheese????? I LOVE STRING CHEESE!!!
you know...if you didn't give such great head little things like this would ruin our friends with benefits relationship.
We pinky-swore to never fuck each other again.
my mom took me to a gay bar and went on and on about all her good times at clubs... i now know where i get it
It was honestly like he was directing a porno or something. he kept telling different people to grab other people's boobs, it was all very artistic.
I can now recognize that when my wine bottle reaches a certain point, I probably shouldn't tweet, text or call anyone. RESPONSIBILITY
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
Holy shit, did you actually CHOOSE to get hit by the alcohol truck last night?
On a scale of "huh, that's interesting" to "holy porn stars, batman". How good?
Definitely closer to "holy porn stars, batman".
Went to my bottom drawer for my stash , gone just a note says thanks sucker love dad
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