Your lack of dick hurts my anus. I hate your loverboy tactics.
Hey kate, how is it?
sloppy...it's emily. kate just tried to do a keg stand. they dropped her. we're leaving.
Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
and she was petting her beer can
tip of the day : never have sex with a full bladder. it WILL lead to complications and a very unhappy partner.
I fucked my boyfriend 15 minutes before my pap test. My gyno probably thinks I hate her.
If I refrain from fucking my manager, I'm going to reward myself by fucking that guy from the photo department.
Theres a picture of you standing next to a John Wayne cardboard cutout that says dont drink and drive. your buddy is shirtless holding a beer and youre holding your keys up with marker on your face.
He was trying to be aggressive in bed, but in reality, it was like watching a declawed cat try to climb a curtain. They WANT it, they just can't DO it.
She's working this semester. Her dad saw he was listed as 'the atm' on her phone and cut off tuition for three months.
WHAT KIND OF SELF RESPECTING 28 YEAR OLD WOMAN WAKES UP IN A FRAT HOUSE?!?'
The cougar kind?
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
I'm doing an Uber ride of shame in a red, white and blue bikini top and America shorts. Good for me.
But seriously I might need help getting spray paint off of my body.... But don't worry about the penis I scrubbed him already
I FEEL LIKE HILARY MUST FEEL WHEN TRUMP MANSPLAINS AT HER
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