I sware she could use her own nose as a dildo.
Having sex with the stobe light on was the best bad idea I've ever had.
You were in the bathroom for two hours practicing "Revenge Faces".
Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
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She puked in the bank of America parking lot? Awesome.
Yeah, figured I'd deposit my check while we were there.
you were sleeping on the floor, then you woke up and told me you were not comfy enough. You took the carpet in the bathroom put it in the bath and you slept there.
i just won "most creative" category in the condom contest in human sexuality by licking it onto a cucumber. my feedback forms included three phone numbers, one with a Magnum XL taped to it
You don't understand she was in the fountain pretending she was diving for treasure. I couldn't possibly ruin her dreams.
Would it be inappropriate to trade Christmas cookies for sex?
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Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
My vagina has made plenty life decisions and I would like to point out very few if not any of them were in my favor.
Three Decembers later, I'm looking at this fuckin Santa lingerie I bought and just realized my stocking never got stuffed....
I almost accidentally threw him out a window during sex last night.
Man, I miss taking bong rips in my room. Now they are bringing dogs around so all my stuff is hidden in random places up in the woods. I literaly have to hunt and gather just to get high.
Got electrocuted a second ago, is it weird that I have a boner?
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