I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
Boxed wine mondays was one of our finer ideas
I think my penis ruined a perfectly good friendship.
But fine, we can play that game. You can come over and we can have totally platonic, long, boring discussions. Or we can fuck. Whatever.
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You declared war on your ex and then had sex with who you thought was her sister. No one knows who she was but we think your dick might be in danger.
I just watched our fat male neighbor dibble a soccer ball across the lawn. It looked like Baywatch with diabetes
People shouldn't leave you two alone together. You're just going to end up having sex.
Yup. Dog walker, house sitter and mistress to the rich, bored and bi-curious. I've got a nice little operation running.
I just smoked by myself in my childhood bedroom, how happy does it seem I am to be home for Christmas?
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I want you to know that the guy who peed in your bed got fat.
I just wanted to be nice to your dick and you are rhyming at me.
So, just saw a lady hysterically sobbing in a Walmart at 3 AM. Someone's not having a happy mother's day.
he asked me where I was going to school, and then we started having sex, and I answered his question forty five minutes later after we were done. It was the chilliest thing ever.
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
Remind me to tell you: When threeways go awry, my MLK weekend story.
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