My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
every time you want to hook up with a guy who has a girl friend, i'll just give you a freshman
She slept with 4 other guys since we went on a break. And her ex. But apparently she hasn't given any bjs out of respect for me. Why does that comfort me?!
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someone just laughed at me while i'm laying on the floor waiting for the bus. like they've never been hungover.
I have an odd instinct I wont find my underwear tonight
Emily is drunk. We're coming to see you at work and we're bringing jello shots for you.
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
I may or may not have traded your body to the rodeo's owner for free beer.
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Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
I brought ur friend Scotty home... He started rubbing my crotch then fell down and passed out in front of the microwave
I am descending into that finals week rage fueled by ramen, mountain dew and bad sex is what's up.
He told me to tell my ass that he loved and missed it, and even though he hasn't known it long, it might be the one for him
I've never SEEN someone give negative fucks before. It's actually rather impressive. I want to study under them.
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
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