just the thought makes me want to clean my vag with a clorox wipe
member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
All i remember is people cheering me on to drink faster than the dog, out of the dog's bowl. I just couldn't stop.
i lost his rear view mirror, your phone charger, and my lesbian virginity. 21 isn't shaping up too well so far.
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It's all fun and games until you throw up hot cheetos in your drawer.
Did i mention i'm like the equivilent of a prepubescent boy suffering from preejaculacy? I just about creamed my pants when he grabbed my hand..
Your girlfriend is in jail- I've just never been able to use that in a sentence before. Thank you both!
I want to name my colorful bowl Batman. Why? I still have yet to figure it out. But I'm calling it Batman.
Hay for your next interview you should go in with fake blood on your cloths and tell them you just finished saving a life, then cry
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She's impossible to please. Other than with two fingers and a tongue.
All i really remember is meeting this guy dressed as jesus and i kept taking his wine and saying "the body of christ!"
I also woke up in my friends room to 3 girls and a naked boy on the floor but thats besides the point
I need to reevaluate. My boss gave me drug money. I overslept on my couch. And I had my student teacher go to McDonald's and get an egg mcmuffin for me.
Found the cure to anxiety attacks.
An orgasm
Is it bad that whip cream tastes like sex to me?
she was all excited about us being eskimo sisters and then i was just like "alyssa i've literally been inside of you" and she got even more excited
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