she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
I just remember taking her cat for a walk around 3 am then falling asleep in a slide at the park
she was using bread to soak up the vodka off the floor then proceeded to eat it.
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Make sure to show her the sewer we were arrested in on your tour.
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
She sucked my dick and I swear I almost had to send a search party into her mouth to find it. IT WAS THAT AMAZING.
You have amazing self restraint. If there was one thing I could learn from you, that wouldn't be it. I love my life as it is.
I'm standing up, for my all my brothers and sisters, and fighting against whiskey dick.
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He said that he had extra crunchy taquitos and wanted to go down on me.. I mean how could I say no?
What made you think singing Silent Night while I was puking was a good idea?!?!
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long story
just tell me the parts i wanna hear
weed, brooklyn, rough sex.
I can't wait to see you again. It will be like when we first started dating- but with less clothes.
I'm at work behind the bar and just washed my mouth out with rumple bc I don't have a toothbrush. This may be a new low.
She then told me, and I quote "I want to send you nudes just to see how you'd react."
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