these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
I'm about to cry with happyness at the beer that will be consumed
I just saw the nastiest chick.
Where?
woke up next to her... fuck you jack daniels, fuck you
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you told me to make out with him to promote the social success of the sorority
The hot Japanese girl in my class just said her "favorite sexy American actor is Nick Cage." That, I can work with.
She was giving me a handjob while I was wearing a sombrero with a beer in one hand and a hammer in the other.
I'd really appreciate it if we could dress up as pilgrims and indians for the thanksgiving eve bar crawl
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
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You were shirtless with a cowboy hat in 15 degree weather then u shotgunned a can of mixed vegetable Progresso soup
He stole a bottle of grenadine from the bar. And got arrested. His new cell mate is going to love his bright red lips.
He kicked in the door just as I climbed on top of him...and stood there. I felt like I was in a porn. It was invigorating.
Talk about having your cake and eating it he has basically demolished the whole fucking bakery
I wish I could say this wasn't the first time I shit myself in a Piggly Wiggly.
I’m glad they have a happy marriage but why do they have to inflict it on the rest of us?
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