it was like she wanted to be a once a week night stand
take the plastic off of my new air freshener and i'm not going to eat you out for a month.
I had to move some guys boxers out of the dryer. This is the closest I'll be getting to dick this month.
come on don't hate me. your brother looks just like you its almost a complement that i had sex with him.
forced to watch US open for father's day. only perk is discovering dustin johnson...reeeeally hoping that this golf sex addiction thing is contagious
so i had a dream that andrew cuomo ate me out. guess who i'm voting for?
dunno man, last I saw him he bet me he could eat more ranch the me, then ran off
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
I'd like to bring you 40 virgins and treasure chests of gold to make you feel better
the saddest part is, this is not even the first time i've woken up in a shopping cart with a concussion.
He was leaving the restaurant I was going to as I was parking. I didn't want to scream, "hey, didn't I jerk you off?" Out of my window at 10 am
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
Hopefully they won't bring up last year's Christmas party. I kind of predicted my great aunt's death...
I don't want his dick, I want his flame thrower!!
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