i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
Have you ever noticed how boring internet porn is after you cum? I can't shut my computer fast enough.
its official. the only way for my hair to look good is to blow somebody
The US State Dept doesn't need to know I'm a high strung drunken whore.
It's just unfortunate. She's a 28 year old woman who looks as if a pelican and ET had a baby. With braces.
We found you facedown on his couch in a pile of cheerios, with only one shoe on. Dude you said you were staying in last night.
the only good thing about going home with him was that he was prettier than me.
You walked up to a random girl on the street and asked her for a bite of her pizza...
if you're not jumping for joy when you see penis then you're looking at the wrong ones.
Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
can you tell me why i woke up in a diaper and combat boots?
he high fived his dick after we had sex
Ha! Just garden hosed my vag and thought of you.
I'm with jana at walgreens picking out penis rings.... Did you know they sell vibrators at walgreens? Wtf?
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