just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
I had something called a trashcan. Never again. I almost fucked chewbacca.
I just put on eyeliner and a diff shirt in case the pizza guy is cute. This is what my dating life has come to
I know. he thinks we're 'meant to be'. No we're fucking not. God wouldn't give my soulmate a pencil dick.
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
Don't be alarmed by all the Dick cakes in the fridge. But please don't eat..i accidentally broke one in half you guys can eat that one. Its labeled free Dick
Rule travel - in 2s or put an ankle monitor on me, and maybe a shock collar.
If you're going to do that you're going to need a pleather suit.
I think the lady at jack in the box started crying when we put in our order.
Checking out a dudes' nachos instead of the dude #foreveralone
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
We fucked to Bonnie Tyler in my car. He's the one.
I thought I needed to get laid. Turns out I just needed pasta.
Thought the acid was fake. Then my reflection didn't move when I did in the bathroom.
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