I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
My new excuse for sleeping with him was in celebration of his cat's birthday.
she told me if people cross their eyes and look at her, they say she looks like megan fox
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Dating Detox Day 5: had to go out and buy new batteries. this may be harder than I thought
I'm serious. My alarm label is "BAR TABS" as motivation for me to wake up in the morning and go to work.
I told him id do anything with him and he said angry pirate? So I said okay. Never seeing him again.
What's an angry pirate?
You dont want to know. If someone offers say no. Never ever do the angry pirate. Ever.
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
My drug dealer just made me weigh out my own weed because he was in the middle of taking his law enforcement final
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Just read 119 best sex positions. I wanna try 107 of them. Can I put you down for 50?
Found some boxer briefs on my patio table this morning surrounded by a case worth of empties. Starting to remember why I have rugburn and a sore asshole.
Feel weird saying this on Facebook, but a dildo collecting demigod sounds like somebody I'd at least hang with for a minute.
A bitchslap is in order.
After we finish having sex, he smokes an honest to God pipe. It's like fucking a big, sexy Sherlock Holmes...
oh dont worry mom i am not sick my cough is from a recent increase in recreational drug use
that will happen
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