i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
Life lesson: Don't give a drunk girl a dutch oven after having taco bell. She puked all over my pillow. Funny as hell though.
she blew me in the men's room in the restaurant. it was a french bistro, so it was okay
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
Just so we're clear this time around: This is dinner with my FAMILY. Not an opportunity for you to drink too much, and use the word "dick-thumpin" in casual conversation.
Moment of the day: as we leave the restaurant, she reaches into my pocket, pulls out her panties, and angrily marches to her car. I felt like a sketchy magician.
I vote for a trading skills night. You teach me to juggle, I'll teach you knife fighting, and we'll both learn banjo
I really care about you, but im still gonna have to make you pay for dinner from the pain and suffering in my knees and vagina.
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
Sorry that I was such a monster last night. It was the drugs, I promise.
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
Know we haven't talked but having an orgy party on the 20th if you're interested. If not, disregard this text.
Who is this?
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
I'm not totally useless... You can use me as an example of what not to do
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
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