I may just buy something cuz i have 6 weddings in the next year and a half.
Holy shittt I don't even have a bf
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
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Its officially tradition: I black out every year on michael jackson's death day..
1. my parents still have sex. 2. being a screamer runs in the family. 3. so much so that i can tell what number of orgasms she's on. 4.so looks like i'm stuck outside a while
I think the best part was when you jumped over me naked.
Now he's galloping around the bar. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
The doctor told me if I woke up with a broken foot and don't know how it happened, I might want to look into getting treatment.
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i'd say i'm about at weeping-uncontrollably-in-a-puddle-of-my-own-tears-and-urine level
Boys should be on-demand - like, once you select one, he's yours for the next 24-hours
my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
Fun fact: My predictive text now prompts "walrus" as the most likely word to follow "intoxicated"...
There is a woman in the stall next to me giving a pep talk to her daughter that wants to call off her wedding. I'm afraid to pee!
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