I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
Fuck that. Livers are so overdramatic and attention hungry.
I just masturbated into a dress sock. I feel fancy
The only pictures he has from one of the biggest football weekends is an album titled "I miss my dog" filled with tons of pictures of his dog and him. This relationship must end.
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Just saw the liqour store owner get into a mercedes, almost proud to be responsible for that
i forgot how awkward it is to meet new people sober
Invited the whole bar back to my place for an after party.....shit got real with everyone seeing dad drink moonshine like a champ.
He's doing his thing where I don't know if he's alive until three in the afternoon so idk
You know, part of me wants to die and the other part of me doesn't want to live
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Do you remember ripping my condom off last night while yelling "I DEMAND MY MEAT RAW" like a Viking?
yeah that bottle of rum is only the second thing I want that kid to be pulling out of his pants
I worked all year for this tax return. I deserve to get my nipples pierced.
But you put your finger in my ass and the rest is history
I accidentally stubbed my dick
What does that even mean?
I once went to target high on hydrocodone. I assure you, they can handle unrespectable.
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