it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
He is an equal opportunity slut.
Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
I wish my period boobs were my regular boobs.
Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
I just realized i came back home with my lei that one night. How do i forget my bra but remember my lei?
For future reference, never invite the people you met at Dunkin Donuts at 2am to your house to watch Dogma
The dentist told me I have super glue on my teeth. I'm not blaming you I just want to know how that happened
Just walked out of 7 11 still in uniform when 4 girls in bikinis in a convertable screamed "we fuck firefighters!"
Career choice validated
Cops said there's a crazy dude with a mask in my neighborhood. Don't get stabbed.
If he was naked that was me.
and somewhere between crying in her arms and throwing up in her front yard, we became friends.
I would have been very attracted to her had she not been reading me my Miranda Rights
Star Trek does not adequately answer all the questions that I have about alien genitals
I gave you the craziest sex experiences of your life, the least you could do is let me keep the sweater.
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