did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
Where did you get a picture of my penis
aaaannd alcoholism beats pride. it's like grown-up rock, paper, scissors
so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
He walked into the party with a case on one shoulder and a boom box on the other of course I fucked him
I just sent you a google doc listing all the reasons why I should stop hooking up with him. Feel free to add to it.
Woke up in a pile of people on the floor. His dad was already up and ask me to help him cook bacon because "7 lbs can be a mother fucker"
I either need to get adopted or have someone's baby, but I'm joining that family
I think a girl on my floor is watching zombie porn. There is literally no other description for the noise coming from her room.
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
New vibrator arrived today.
How was it?
Who are these wee mortals we call men?
After we banged he volunteered to ducksit while I went to work. I think that's true love.
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
just had an acid flashback in my therapist's office. i am a walking stereotype
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
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