I was just at the bank and there was a fat lady wearing a cape. today is gonna be awesome.
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
part of me always dies a little when i go to the "2 women seeking 1 man" section in craigslist's casual encounters to find nothing there. it's tragic
i made it my goal to pee in the sink of every apartment we went to last night. i didnt use the toilet once
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She had a group on her phone called "great fucks". I was in it. It's almost like making the forbes list
Remind me again why a vodka watermelon can't be a thanksgiving dish
Its the anniversary of our epic NBA All-star game weekend. The night the two of us cashed a 30-pack while watching the dunk contest
I now own a bag of cigarettes and have no purse, awesome
DO IT, or I'll send you pictures of my hickey to remind you of your loneliness
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He practically cut off his thumb and she offered him a tampon to stop the bleeding
just sex-dialed 911. that's 34 seconds of dignity i will never get back.
I wouldn't say I LOVE Pacman. I mean, sure, I'd battle against you in an epic Pacman struggle for blow jobs and glory. But I mean, who wouldn't?
It's a shame, really, because he's got the cock of a horse... And the personality of dry toast.
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
Don't worry. I have logic.... just not morals.
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