Whod you bang
its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
T-minus about 54 seconds until I am too high to speak English.
I'm jealous
My throat feels like a candle.
Buying weed on Christmas. Gotta love Jewish drug dealers
He came all over my face... then said "YOU HAVE BEEN ROBBED!"
What's this douchebags name?
Rob...
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
He started crying and showing me pictures of his ex. she was really pretty. It's an honor to have shared a penis with her.
Is it uncouth to have a themed intervention? I know how much you like Star Wars.
Just saw 1 guy dressed as a cow and another dressed as a shrimp dancing on the side of the road. We're turning around I NEED to dance with them.
No dude I got way too drunk to function. 90% sure I tried to FaceTime 911.
It's not even close to Halloween but there is a girl in a nurses outfit. Twerk or twat.
I'm about to take my 7th shot and I have to to go to dinner with my grandma in an half hour. What is my life.
I think I was just hit on by Jesus Christ. This is not okay. Bad Touch. I NEED AN ADULT!
Calm the hell down, it's just stoner Bob.
No just a list of 20 of my favorite things
Where are penises on the list
Where am I on the list
Under penises
Randomize
